Monday, November 14, 2011

What I want in a Man.......?

While dinning in a Japanese Restaurant, I collected something interesting and would like to share with everyone.....

What I want in a man, Original List....
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financial successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dress in style
8. Appreciate finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I want in a man, Revised List (age 32)....
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthday and anniversaries

What I want in a man, Revised List (age 42)....

1. Not too ugly

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that cover his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with a screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends

What I want in a man, Revised List (age 52)....

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers your name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends

What I want in a man, Revised List (age 62)....

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears some clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I want in a man, Revised List (age 72)....

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

If you check it with my little darling, she would tell you my Revised List is under the age 32. What about yours?


hermanjit said...

first of all, i want a man who has the same thinking like me... we do have similarities, but our non parallel thinking make me think that we cant live together.and then, i would consider the rest :)

Robert Foo said...

Hi my dear Hermanjit,

Your wish would be granted coz you shared your thought here.

Thank you for reading my blog.

Adel said...

Hopefully, your wish comes true. Appreciate the similarities and respect the differences. Don't forget the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

Robert Foo said...

Hi Adel,
Mother's and wife's food are always the best. They made the children and the man a happier person. Thank you for commenting my dear.