Saturday, March 31, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Monday, March 26, 2012
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
I used to wish all my friends to have a good day or a fun day whenever we met. Someone asked, how to make the day a fun and a good day. Does a happy day comes by itself? No! A happy day won't appear by itself but we could create any day as an exciting and meaningful day. Let me show you....
Yesterday morning I read this headline on our local paper. It wrote.. Education D-G: Higher number of straight A+ scorers in SPM 2011. A total of 559 (0.12%) of 468,808 students scored straight A+ in last year's Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) examinations, compared with 403 (0.08%) straight A+ scorers in 2010.
Capitalising the news, and with my creative naughty mind, I wrote a short message on my hand phone. The text was, "Any of your children scored the 10 straight A+ in the recent SPM result. I did! My SPM is Sexy Passionate Man. What about you Hero?" Tis message was sent out to all my male clients and friends. I wrote another second text, "Good News. The SPM 2011 result is out. There are 559 got 10 straight A+. My SPM is Sexy Passionate Man. Did I score well my dear?" Tis message was sent out to all my dears, darlings, honeys and sweetheart, strictly only for ladies.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Former Mr Universe turns 100 in India
Monday, March 19, 2012
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Laugh but this can happen to us.....
A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from her boss.
She sent her boss a 'Thank You' via SMS.
The boss' wife read the text and angrily shows her husband the message:
"Your penis wonderful,
I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"
Saturday, March 17, 2012
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGANPARK SECONDARY SCHOOL ...
'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER!' HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.
'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED
HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN THAT UGLY,
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'
Friday, March 16, 2012
See... We CAN all get along!!!and then they just walked away without hurting him.......... Life is short.. forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably...and never regret anything that made you smile. I hope those who are near me, could be the same as well.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Monday, March 12, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Friday, March 09, 2012
Thursday, March 08, 2012
Wednesday, March 07, 2012
Tuesday, March 06, 2012
Monday, March 05, 2012
Sunday, March 04, 2012
No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me.
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair
wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'
P.S... Catch the joke?
Saturday, March 03, 2012