Saturday, May 30, 2009

Constitution of love code.


Methods of love without using verbal..
Kiss on the ear - i'm horny
Kiss on the cheek - we're friends
Kiss on the hand - i adore you
Kiss on the shoulder - i want you
Kiss on the lips - i love you
Holding hands - we can learn to love each other
Looking into each others eyes - let's get romantic
Lady holding man's arm - she has given all to him.

Out of curiosity, i asked a successful learned lady...
How she assesses me when i have a young teenager as my girlfriend at my age.
She will dislike me immediately because she considers me as a misbehaved old man.
Next...assuming my girlfriend is around twenties or so.
I am lucky but i am a naughty and cheeky old man to her then.
Next.. Ok! I fall for the thirties single lady. What happen?
I am an understanding man who wants both world of the young and old.
Next.. I date the forties who has the taste of life.
Good choice! I would be treated as a successful and healthy man with a young compatible partner.
Next.. Those aunties of the fifties, i pick one.
Sorry lah! Such a match isn't noticeable to her.

Conclusion: have to be careful when courting a girlfriend. Too young or too old has a problem. Age is a factor!

Food for the heart - "Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible -- it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could." - Barbara De Angelis

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