Saturday, June 27, 2009

How a marriage works!


All men should read this!!!

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.' 'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife. 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, A**hole?' so he stayed home....................and, they lived happily ever after..

Now, isn't that a sweet story? In actual fact, this story was sent over by my elder son, Alvin. Have to ask him, 'Son! Are you referring to yourself at the moment?'

Specially for my sons - "A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day. — Andre Maurois (1885-1967)

7 comments:

James Oh said...

Sounds familiar and it is a bold move that you post this article to educate people especially the younger ones. No harm for them to know the true fact so that it is very much easier for them to handle later on - that is life.

Thanks for sharing such a wonderful post, Robert Foo.

eddie said...

hahaha...great story..
hope alvin are not in this situation... :)

Robert Foo said...

Hi James Oh,

Sometime good naughtiness is good in lives. I might be serious in my work, but i have my cheekiness as well to humour my surrounding. Please come again.

Robert Foo said...

Hi Eddie,

Have to ask Alvin now. Hope he tells the truth.

Alvin Foo said...

the story was forwarded to me and i m definitely not in that situation. I m glad you guys liked it. More to come.

Robert Foo said...

Hi son,

I know. You are a big boy now who knows how to manage a good married life meaningfully.

eddie said...

Waiting for more story......