Thursday, September 01, 2011

Vaseline survey.......

Heard of this Vaseline skin care cream before? I have been using it since a child and didn't know this usage until I read this research. Read on to find out yourself....

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.

Have you ever used the product?'

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all... My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'

And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...!

Dirty mind!!

-- The evil you do remains with you. The good you do comes back to you.

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