Sunday laugh....
Yesterday, with things being a little boring, my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the blokes there. I did and when I saw her this morning, I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier when you don't wear your glasses !!
3 comments:
from where you get all these ideas..:)
actually why don't you get your blog published..
Hi Sumukh,
Just came home. Will tell you where I get all these ideas on Tuesday. Read my post for that day.
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