Sunday joke... Laugh please but don't get angry....
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. When she asked if she could have a bath the lady of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to she could use a tin wash tub in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night because my husband goes out to bowl," she said.
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone for his bowling game, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go bowling, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.....very generously indeed.
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours?"
"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before."
"I know," he said, "but the bowling team hadn't!
3 comments:
Dear Robert,
Some samples of non-sexism jokes;
a) A father and son go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the son wakes his father and says
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The father replies, "I see millions of stars."
The son asks, "What does that tell you?"
The father ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The son is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
b) One night four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.
Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
The Dean was a understanding person so he said that they can have a retest after three days.
After 3 days they were ready and appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a retest all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.
The test consisted of only two question with a total marks of 100.
Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)
Q2. Which tire burst ? (98 marks)
c) Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A dog only takes a couple of months to train
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat?
Divorce him.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Conclusion about men;
Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
And....,
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Even at that stage they won’t stop to ask directions.
What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Men are proof of reincarnation. You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime.
3;56 & 6:01
Thank you for sharing..
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