Sunday, January 13, 2013

Exciting 69...

After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times and on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine.

As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. 

Feeling confident and relaxed, Jerry opened his mouth wide. 

The dentist got close enough and said,
"Man, did you have 69 before you came here?" 
Jerry said, "Does my breath smell like pussy?"

The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."

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