I wish all my readers A Happy Merry Christmas. It's celebration time where fun is all round. Lets laugh and be cheerful. For a start let me share a joke for the day with you if you happen to be reading my blog today......
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep..
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep..
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"
"To get my teeth!"
If you could laugh, then you are in Xmas mood for sure. Have fun.....Yippee Yippee Holiday!!!
2 comments:
Hi Robert,
Good laugh for a cold Christmas night...
Well, just done Santa's job. Hope both my kids would be surprise as they do believe in Santa Claus.
Merry Christmas, Robert & Darling.
Hi Wan,
For being such thoughtful reader you are, i had called my buddy Jesus to drop over to your place and have dinner with your family. Please do take care of the special friend. Everything possible on Xmas day.
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