Sunday, June 19, 2011

How to Court a Widow......

If you have humour, please read on......

Anna, 38 had lost her husband almost a year ago. Her daughter Katrina, 19 was constantly urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Katrina immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a romantic weekend in Venice...

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties;…he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked in anticipation, "Why the black panties?"

Replied Anna:

"My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,…but down there I am still mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same — she stood there wearing the black lacy panties, and he was in his birthday suit...

…but now he was wearing a black condom.

Anna looked at him and asked softly: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

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