Thursday, August 06, 2009

Laugh Please!

Punjabi Mathematics.

A Punjabi woman says to her mother:
'I'm divorcing Ranjit... all he wants is anal sex! anal sex!!.. and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin!!

The Mother responds:
'Dear Sheila - You're married to a millionaire lawyer ...
you live in an 7 bedroom mansion in Damansara
you drive a Mercedes ...
you get RM10,000 a week allowance ...
you take 6 vacations a year .....,you got 5 maids,
2 drivers,3 gardeners,2 cooks
.....and you want to throw all that away for a mere 45 cents???

The joke was shared by a good friend, a professor and as naughty like me. We believe...All work no play, makes Jack a dull boy. Do you know - "Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors? - Norman Cousins

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