The Chicken Story.......................

A naughty story to make you laugh..

Farmer Ah Kow lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic
Slowly built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his
Chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer Ah Kow called the kampong police's office And said, "You've got to do something about all
Of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the police.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
So the next day he had the district workers
Go out and erected a sign that said:

SLOW:
SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later Farmer Ah Kow called the police
And said, "You've got to do something about these drivers.
The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
So, again, the police sends out the district
Workers and they put up a new sign:

SLOW:
CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up. So Farmer Ah Kow called
And called and called every day for three weeks.
Finally, he asked the police, "Your signs are
Doing no good.. Can I put up my own sign?"
The police told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign.."
He was going to let Farmer Ah Kow do just about
Anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.

The Police got no more calls from Farmer Ah Kow.
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the
Police and he decided to give Farmer Ah Kow a call..
"How's the problem with those drivers.
Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been
Killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
He hung up the phone.
The police was really curious now and he thought to
Himself, "I'd better go out there and take a
Look at that sign... It might be something that
WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the police drove out to Farmer Ah Kow's house,
And his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
It was spray painted on a sheet of wood....

NUDIST COLONY
Go slow and watch out for chicks!

"I was naughty. I wasn't bad. Bad is hurting people, doing evil. Naughty is not hurting anyone. Naughty is being amusing.”
Sydney Biddle Barrows quote .....