Is a long holiday in my country here, because the Muslim is celebrating the Hari Raya celebration. Might as well share some humour with my readers who are bored and carefree for the day....
Gwen was one of those UGLY women, so she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help.
Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.
Gwen left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought: "The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins". She decided to jump off the bridge right away. But, incredibly Gwen didn't die! She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings.
Feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said: "GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!,... ONE AT A TIME!"
Food for thought - “The reality of the other person lies not in what he reveals to you, but what he cannot reveal to you. Therefore, if you would understand him, listen not to what he says, but rather to what he does not say.” - Kahlil Gibran.
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