THE WEDDING NIGHT ...

A naughty lady sent over this story to me....

THE WEDDING NIGHT
Paul and Mary get married
But couldn't afford a honeymoon
So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
For their first night together.

In the morning
Johnny - Paul's little brother -
Gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door
To go to school - he asks his mom
If Paul and Mary are up yet.

She replies - No.

Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think !
Just go to school.

Johnny comes home for lunch
And asks his mom -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
She replies - No.
Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ..

After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
His mom says - No.
He asks - Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think

He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..
I gave him my super glue.

Food for thought - "Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak." - Epictetus