Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Woman or life?

Another naughty friend sent over this cartoon to me. While I was laughing over it, these five rules came to my mind again...."Five Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life:
1. Get a woman who helps at home, cooks and clean up.
2. Get a woman, who can make you smile and laugh.
3. Get a woman who you can trust and who does not lie to you.
4. Get a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It is very important that these four women do no know each other".

Might not be possible for all men. Recently a male friend, Mr A was having a severe uproar with his new wife Madam F. She seemed a soft little kitten prior to her marriage, but after her birth of a new born child, she was very possessive of the husband. As he is a frequent traveller, who is always exposed to the entertainment world, he has many girlfriends all over the world. Out of carelessness, when he was sleeping in the house, his sneaky wife saw all his romantic text messages and those sexy lady pictures stored in the hand phone. Without giving him a chance to explain, the furious wife took a pistol to aim at his face, confronting who those bitches were. The above cartoon depicts the exact situation of Mr A, his wife and girlfriend. He is caught sweating.. is the sensational girlfriend more important than his disturbed wife!!!

Mr A had made a big blunder because he did not follow the last rule 5, which stated,"It is very important that these four women do not know each other". Man being man, we are always the mischievous one, making life interesting and sometimes causing pain to our loved one.

The Chinese has a proverb.."A picture is better than a thousand words". Please take this topic as a joke but is also a true fact of life.


Anonymous said...

Do u mean the 4 types of women are :
1) a maid
2) ex-girl friend
3) a robot
4) a part time prostitute( make sure that u have enough money for her to like u )

Anonymous said...

Hi, forget about another one:

Get a woman who can bear you children.This is a mother hen!

Robert Foo said...

Hi Anonymous 14 Jan..

You are very creative too. Thanks for that contribution.

Robert Foo said...

Hi Anonymous...

I like your joke too...the mother hen. Thanks for making me laugh as well.