Saturday, March 14, 2009

Simply irresistible!

A little joke which is simply irresistible not to share. From a darling who reminds me that such joke could happen to us one day....

Husband: Oh, come on.

Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards..
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can't find it. Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: ! Oh, that's good.
Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.

Now, what were you expecting?

4 comments:

LMc1381 said...

Of course, I was expecting something different! I hope they are still getting what I was thinking though!

Robert Foo said...

Hi LMc1381...

Everything is possible...I am sure they will get what they want.

RL said...

Hi Robert,

I made a wish...to grow old with my soul mate because the best is yet to come.

regards,
RL

Robert Foo said...

Hi sister...

Your wish is granted.