Monday, April 27, 2009

Six Rules to make a woman happiest.

All men will be happy, if there are....

1. A woman to take care of the home. Not so difficult, either a wife or a maid would do.
2. A woman who loves to listen to her man.
3. A woman who likes to humour him. In case he is sad or unhappy.
4. A woman who loves to have sex unconditionally with him.
5. You make sure all the four women won't know each other. Then you will be the happiest man. Otherwise, have one woman who is prepared to play the role of four or three of the above.

The lady over my side whispered, "What about the woman?" I think, all women will be happy, if there are.....

1. A man who sincerely care & love her.
2. A man who is reachable at all time when she needs him.
3. A man who gives her the liberty to spend without limit with his credit cards gifted to her.
4. A man who thinks for her and making her brainless.
5. A healthy and stronger man who can sexually satisfy her to the utmost peak.
6. All the five rules are done by one single man. Then she will be the happiest woman.

Check and correct me if you are the woman who is reading my blog now.

Can this be joke - "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn your house, you can never tell" - Joan Crawford.


Just Me said...

I agree one man needs to satisfy 5 of the requests for women. It's a shame that men can be satisfied with 4 different women. But, boys are from jupiter to be more stupider and girls are mars to be superstars!

Robert Foo said...

Hi my dear,

You are right! I can't imagine...If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning to the man.