Sunday, February 26, 2012

Irish Birth Control......

Sunday's Laugh.....

Mrs Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
The  Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband  two years ago?'    
She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?'
She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a fertility candle for ye and yer  hoosband.'
Some  years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?'
She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Two sets of twins and six singles, ten in all!'
The  Father said, 'That's wonderful! And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'
She  replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin candle'.

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