Saturday, February 04, 2012

My neighbour.....



She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room. 
I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! 
Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"
 MAN...  IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!

7 comments:

Mr Lonely said...

lol.. so seductive.. >.<

Ramona said...

When one is lonely, he defence is low. Things take a diff perspective! Now, even the animals dont ask for sex bluntly. But woman / man can go down so low that animals sometimes are in the upper hirachy of beings!
"I m horny. I cant wait! Come on babe. Let it in!" and you call that human values?? Some people say its the mindset thing? But only if you have one in the first place!!??.

Robert Foo said...

Hi Mr Not Lonely,

Without them, the world won't move.

Robert Foo said...

Hi Ramona,

Is only a joke here. The saying goes... No play all work makes Jack a dull boy.

Ramona said...

Thank you Robert for the reminder. A danger of being lonely is that over time, even cows can become attractive! This has been proven many times in the past! So dont let Mr Lonely to be lonely no more! I am sure Robert can lend a little help to one in need. (just a friendly suggestion)!

Mr Lonely said...

haha.. just a nickname.. >.<

Robert Foo said...

Hi Ramona,

I thought like you too, until I read My Lonely's blog. Perhaps he was! Not now any more because he is so popular and famous in his writing. I called him Mr Not Lonely. Read to believe.