Please excuse the four-letter words toward the end of the following story...I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
JEWISH NEWLYWEDS
A young Jewish couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back,the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well", said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh mama", she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic"... Suddenly she burst out crying.
"But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language – things I'd never heard before!
I mean, all these awful four-letter words!
You've got to take me home!!
PLEASE MAMA!”
"Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "Calm down!
You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?
WHAT four-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful!
COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!"
Sobbing,the bride said,"Oh, Mama...he used words like: "DUST, WASH, IRON, and COOK...
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said her mother.
7 comments:
I'm lost, Robert. I dont understand, Mr Robert. Can you explain it to me?. From raj
he he ...
i must say you know how to ---- people...(again 4 letter word "MOLD").. :)
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Hi Raj,
The Jewish girls are born lucky and rich, who are usually pampered when they don't need to do house work. So! When the bride needs to do Dusting, Washing, Ironing and Cooking for the family, her Mama felt the terrible pain. Worst then the other four-letter words! Understand young man.
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