Sunday, October 04, 2009

100 kisses!!!

A husband working abroad wrote to his wife.....
Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses You are my sweetheart..

Your loving husband,
His wife replied

Sweetheart Dearest,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the kisses...

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items; hope you understand.. .
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance...

Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart,

Moral of the joke - "Man is smart but woman is even more smarter. Don't play play with them!"

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