Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Talking rubbish is fun.

Sometime is fun talking rubbish over a spa with some retired old men. One shared this with us. His most expensive place in his house is his bathroom. He almost spent a fortune to renovate and redecorate this bathroom which he considers as the ideal place to rest and relax. For inspiration, he could be spending hours in it or to read all his newspapers he doesn't mind to spend the whole morning in it too. Taking his bath twice a day would take another two hours. You and i could never be like him!

Master Lee is a herbalist. According to him, sleeping is the most unproductive time of the day. Although he is 58, he almost works all day and night. He only sleeps two hours a day in the early part of the morning. The only time he sleeps much more is when he falls sick. I wonder whether he has time to make love, and honestly we have not seen his wife before. I think his wife got fed up with the man who doesn't sleep.

We really like this one. Do you know why most lady left breasts are bigger than the right one? All of us were scratching our head!!! Because most men are right handed. If you still don't know the answer, then i think you are really a nut.

Came my turn to share. Have you ever angered you wives or girlfriends so much that they really hated you with despair? What is the best way to resolve the problems. I quoted this power phrase to simplify their thought - "Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that" --Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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