Saturday, May 01, 2010


I really can't hold myself laughing....ha! ha! ha! ........

Joe and John are close friends. One day Joe drop in to see John in his office and notice that John have a very beautiful Asian secretary:

Joe : "Your secretary is very sexy..."

John : "Ah, thanks Joe. It's actually a special robot from Japan. I named it "Sweety." If you squeeze its right breast, it takes notes. If you squeeze its left breast, it types. I'll lend her to you for a day and you can see for yourself " said John. Joe agreed and excitedly took "sweety" home.

Early next morning Joe called from hospital and shouted: "John! you BASTARD......!! You did not tell me Sweety's pussy is a pencil sharpener!!!

To all bosses - "Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary" - View quotes by Barry Humphries

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