Saturday, May 08, 2010

Brain Value.


In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain Transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the Brain Yourselves."

The family members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great Length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "RM 50,000 for a Male brain, and RM 200 for a Female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding Eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to Control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire Group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the Price of the female brains, because they've actually been used, the male Brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new."

How true - “You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.” - Erica Jong quote

2 comments:

renuka said...

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.” - Erica Jong quote
robert, i've seen this cases but i dun understand why such 'situation' is taking place.
i asked my friend and this was his reply-
smart gurl will stay single...n die alone, thinking that they are too SMART..
is it true?

Robert Foo said...

Hi Renuka

The fact is..men see women from the outside beauty more, whereas women see men from the outside and inside as well. Women is smarter because they don't see the personality of males alone, they expect to see the level of intelligence in us...my dear.

Women expectation is much higher which makes the different in these two sexes.

Thank you for reading this title.