Sunday, December 14, 2008

All ladies must read.

On Nov 29 2008, my title was..."All men must read". One reader, RL suggested for women as well. Perhaps this one might sound good for today..."All ladies must read".

In the world of romance, one single rule also applies to ladies. Make us, men happy. Do something he likes, and you ladies get points. Do something he dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get points for doing something he expects. Sorry, that's the way our game is played. Here is a guide to the point system and hope all women like them:

Simple duties
You get up first, and let him sleep longer (+5)
He gets up first, and you sleep longer (0)
Breakfast is ready when he is awake(+10)
He has to prepare breakfast (0)
You eat together with him (+1)
He eats alone and you do your thing (-1)
You listen his morning chat (+10)
You talk more than him before he leaves the house (-1)
You hug and kiss him (+5)
You smile (+1)
You do nothing while he leaves home (-5)

Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party (-1)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with the surrounding (+1)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a male (-2)
Named David (-4)
David is a playboy (-6)
David is single and is handsome (-10)
David is your ex-boyfriend (-500)
You dress attractively with admiration (+2)
You dress attractively and speak confidently with his friends (+5)
You hold his hand while socialising with male friends (+5)
You introduce him as your sweetheart to males (+10)

His birthday
You forget his birthday (-1000)
You take him out to dinner (0)
You take him out to dinner and listen to his stories (+10)
Buy him a present (+5)
Add a smile, hug & kiss (+10)
Plus Sex included (+500)

A night out
You take him to a movie (0)
You take him to a movie he likes (+4)
You take him to a movie you hate (-10)
You take him to a movie you like (+2)
Plus holding his arm while watching the show (+10)
Whispering in his ear...Thank you & I love you (+100)
Before the show ends...promise him sex is later (+1000)

Enjoy the "big" question
He asks, "Are you happy with me?" (Yes +10)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Now?" (-35)
You reply, "Yes, especially on bed" (+1000)

Communication
When he wants to talk about an issue, you listen (+10)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+100)
You listen without interrupting (+500)
You change his subject (-1000)

Now what chance do you have???

Man is man!! We have difference characters, emotion and feeling. Just for the sake of laughing, let me share these with the ladies. Five Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life:
1. Get a woman who helps at home, cooks and clean up.
2. Get a woman, who can make you smile and laugh.
3. Get a woman who you can trust and who does not lie to you.
4. Get a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It is very important that these four women do no know each other.

Remember...Its just a joke ladies!!!!


9 comments:

RL said...

Hi Robert,

I cant help myself by laughing...
Its so very true....
Man is Man...cant change them but try to make a win=win situation..its the only why to survive your scores.
Anyway, it a good post today..it really made my day to have those tips in mind.Thanks for posting, I will share this with my girlfriends for their benefit.

Regards,
Red Lavender

RL said...

why = way, correction

Robert Foo said...

Hi RL..

I am so glad, I could make u laugh and I hope all ladies will laugh as well. The only different is..you are brave to tell me...the rest only laugh by themselves. You score points for me...the rest no point. Sad...even little darling reads...and I am pretty sure, she will laugh while reading this...and yet she did not tell me here...no point for her too.

Little Darling said...

Hey darling,

I know and I believe that you will do very well and you will always do.

Thank you for sharing, giving me good tips and helping me to score more points.

Love,
Little Darling

Robert Foo said...

Hi Little Darling...

You score 100 points here by revealing. No matter where you are...you are still my little darling. Love you.

old darling said...

hi Robert,
I enjoy reading your blog cos it makes me feel young again.But old is old already..we cannot deny it.How is an old darling going to compete with a little and young darling???haha

Robert Foo said...

Hi Not old yet darling..16 dec..

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. As long as you feel young...you are young. Little darling might not be young but she is still growing up which matter. Thank you for reading my blog and I will try my very best to let you feel young.

Anonymous said...

Hi Robert,

It also depend on whether the man are ready to received or not.

If he is not, your effort are wasteful. Am I right?

As the saying goes, ones must be ready to received.

Esleen

Robert Foo said...

Hi Esleen,

You are totally right my dear. It takes two to tango. Otherwise forget him. Thank you for reading my blog.